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Question : : As per Breaking News Now There is a Protest to Change the Name of ANNAMALAI...
Answer : : This is because they believe that ANNA and MALAI can never be together...
Question : : What is the group of Three Gays called..?
Answer : : 3G
Question : : Once an Actress Posed Topless, she was asked where did she got its inspiration?
Answer : : She Answered she was inspired by TOPLESS MOUNTAINS !!!! (Heights of Creative Visualization)
Question : : Heights of Spelling Mistake..
Answer : : Ek Jagah Super-Man ke spelling ko mis-spell kar ke galati se SPERM-MAN Likkha gaya tha...OMG.
Question : : What could be the new version of ACTION & REACTION ARE EQUAL AND OPPOSITE?
Answer : : ACTION & ERECTION ARE EQUAL AND TOWARDS OPPOSITE (Correct me if i am wrong)
Question : : What is a Fantasy?
Answer : : Lots of FANTA spilled in the SEA is called FANTASY...
Question : : Mr.Fakir is Homo-Sexual, How do i Know it...?
Answer : : Simply from his name. His name is Mr. Menon Fakir(Read it as: Men on Fakir)
Question : : Give 1 Simple Example of Illegal and Legal activity each.
Answer : : Pornography and Sonography...(Easy to remember isnt it?)
Question : : On the basis of - Paa, What movie can we suggest to Ms.Sawant..??
Answer : : Baa
Question : : What is the counter-part of STAR-WARS in India?
Answer : : CAR-WARS (Nano,Bug,Skoda,Honda City...etc)
Question : : How does a fully drunk person Driving a Car look like?
Answer : : CAR-Tooooon.
Question : : Kuch Bhi Kahe Bina, Politics me Tike Rehne ki Kala ko kya naam diya ja sakta hai?
Answer : : MAUN-TEK
Question : : Name the Mother of SUSMITA
Answer : : Ofcourse SUS-MAA
Question : : What is similar between a Flight & a Fight ?
Answer : : You are LATE if you miss, in both the case.
Question : : What is the waist of a figure conscious Girl known as?
Answer : : BIO-WAIST
Question : : Ek Function me Ms. Sawant ke naam ke aagey H.H likkha gaya tha, aap jaante he H.H. ka kya matlab hai?
Answer : : H.H. Ka Matlab HER HYPERNESS hota hai...
Question : : What do we call girls sharing a common bra?
Answer : : COBRA
Question : : There was a Girl, Who always stood first in Sprint (Fast Running Competition), Guess why?
Answer : : Simply because her name was RACE-MAA !!!
Question : : Sher ke Baap ka Naam kya hai ? Name the Father of All Lions.
Answer : : SHER-PAA ......(Truely Courageous)
Question : : What is meant by KARATE & KARAT ?
Answer : : KARATE is a Martial Arts while KARAT is a Political Arts.
Question : : As per me what seems the aim of The NREGA Scheme is..
Answer : : NREGA Baas Na Bajegi Bansuri.
Question : : After loosing Karina as a friend, what has Shahid become, Any guesses..??
Answer : : SIDEKAPOOR
Question : : My Views about 14-Feb VALENTINE DAY
Answer : : Let 14-Feb of every year be VALENTINE Day for Youngsters, while let the remaining 364 days of the year be WELL & FINE Day for all...Enjoy.
Question : : EGYPT aur INDIA me HM common brand hai..Do u know what HM is?
Answer : : HM in India is HINDUSTAN MOTORS, while in Egypt HM means HOSNI MUBARAK !!!!
Question : : A lady was purchasing a BRA for herself in a Store.A young Guy goes near to her and trying to impress her tells her AREY MERE COUNTRY CHALO,ME TUMHE BOHAT SI BRA DILVAUNGA.Girl Asked TUMHERE DESH ME KYA BRA KA SAMUNDAR HAI? Boy Replied
Answer : : Mere Desh me Bra Ka Samundar nahi par Jhil jarur hai...I am from BRA-ZIL......
Question : : If i were to tell something to Mr. Hosni Mubarak, i would have said the following lines from Old Hindi Film Song.
Answer : : HOSNAWALE TERE JAWAB NAHI
Question : : Ek Masterji ne Gaay Chhap Besan se Inspire hokar apni khud ki Besan Brand Launch ki...But he ran into losses and no-one purchased his Besan.Guess Why..
Answer : : Because he named his brand as MASTER-BESAN !!! (Opps....Cum on)
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Answer : : Send in your feedbacks and/or suggestions to me on ashish@zordarads.com
Question : : Inspired by KILL BILL Movie I am thinking to make a similar film. Guess What Name I have thought of..
Answer : : KICK DICK ....(ouch, that hurts isnt it?)
Question : : What is the Full form of BMW ?
Answer : : Banja Meri Wife (Aa Bail Muje Maar...:)
Question : : A Lady Used to Beg BEST SINGING AWARD,Always.Guess Why?
Answer : : Simply Becoz Her Name is SUR-MAA !
Question : : What is the full-form of WWW?
Answer : : WORK WHEN u WISH
Question : : India to Srilanka - Hamare Pas Thalsena, Jalsena aur Vayusena hai, Aap ke Pas Kya Hai..?
Answer : : Srilanka to India - Hamare Pas DHARAMSENA hai ..!!!
Question : : Duniya Ke Sare BOSS ka Naam Kya Ho Sakta Hai?
Answer : : D.K.BOSS
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Answer : : THIS WEBSITE IS UPDATED DAILY. NOW YOU CAN HAVE FRESH ZATKAS (ONLINERS) ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE IN INDIA. GET 20 SUCH ZATKAS (ONELINERS) IN A MONTH FOR JUST Rs.1000/-. REGISTER BY SENDING AN EMAIL ON ashish@zordarads.com. --------------------------------------------
 

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