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Q-What do we call girls sharing a common bra…
ZORDAR JAWAB: COBRA
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Q-What do we call to the waist of a figure conscious Girl …
ZORDAR JAWAB: BIO-WAIST
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Q-Who is the Indian Counter-Parts of Bruce-Lee…
ZORDAR JAWAB: Kulee
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Q-What’s the obvious difference between India & Pakistan?
ZORDAR JAWAB: In India we have Rahmans, Pathans & Abdul Kalaams, while in Pakistan they only have Talibaans…
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Q-What’s similar between a Flight & a Fight ?
ZORDAR JAWAB: In both the cases if you Miss you are Late..!!!
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Q-After loosing Karina as a friend, what has Shahid become, Any guesses..??
ZORDAR JAWAB: Side-Kapoor…
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Q-What’s the difference between Class-Room & Bath-Room???
ZORDAR JAWAB: You think in the Class-Room while you release (i.e. realise) in the Bath-Room..
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Q-What’s the obvious difference between a Class-Room & a Bath-Room?
ZORDAR JAWAB: Class-Room “Thinks”, while a Bath-Room “Stinks”…!!!!
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Q-What’s the difference between Mindset & a TV Set??
ZORDAR JAWAB: You can change a TV Set but you can hardly change a Mindset.?
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Q-I don’t believe in the existence of a dog breed called Dober-Men..Guess why..
ZORDAR JAWAB: Because its’ a work of fiction created by the Dog Community as an answer to the human fiction ‘Super-Man”
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Never ever dare to serve a piece of Bread to Brad-Pitt, because he may take a bite of the Bread & then Spit it to justify his name “Brad-sPitt”
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Life is a Joke. Because even the judicial court also relies upon the Wit-ness (witty-ness) for delivering judgments over serious offences…!!!
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Guess what could be the African Version of the Bollywood film Aloo-Chaat, it could be “Kaloo-Chaat” (Kaloo means Black, Kaaliya) and what could be its Gujarati Version…
It could be named as “Daal-Bhaat”, or if sunny-deol starred it then it would have been called “Only-Jaat”
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Karina & Saif’s ( KS) chemistry could prove beneficial if used to promote an ad for contraceptive brand called KS.
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In the older days it was Ladies & Gentleman,but we can say it as Guns & Roses-Advantage Women.
And it could also be said as Sandles & Candles-Advantage Men |
College is a place where youths do Mutter-Gasti, While Politics is a place where Politicians do Gutter-Masti (Mud-Slinging)…!!!
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The art of attacking is called “Karate” and the art of attacking in Indian Politics is called “Karat”
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In Hindi Language a dog can be proved to be genetically identical to an Ostrich…!!! Guess How…???
We call an Ostrich as Suttar-Murg while we call a Dog as Muttar-Murg (Always pissing…!!!)
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Guess what the Talibans may be writing as an end-note while exchanging their Emails or Letters ….
Fanatically Yours’
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Zooru, Zoosh, Zoor, Zoonun, Zoonnat yeh saab Zaruri hei……Zaroor Lejeiyea…!!!
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Q-What if the world was to end tomorrow?
ZORDAR JAWAB: I will not have to pay my EMIs any longer.
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Q-What can an Aero-Plane be called if it has a Bikini placed at its roof ??
ZORDAR JAWAB: Aero-Biks (i.e. Aerobics)
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It was not the scarcity of water, but the unavailability of Toilet-Papers that might have forced the Britishers to Leave India…
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Some words having Internal Rhyme:
Rent-a-Car
Call-a-Cab
Dev-a-Gowda (ZORDAR Meaning: @!&%^$&@!)
Saif-a-ron (or may be saif-a-wrong..!!!! or an actor)
Taal-a-ban (ZORDAR Meaning: Baan on Music)
Gaze-a-Knee (ZORDAR Meaning: Look at the Knees or it means bolly wood film-Ghajini)
Sir-a-panch (ZORDAR Meaning: Sir I want a Punch..!!..or it means a local village head)
Sir-a-Butt (ZORDAR Meaning: A lemonade spilled on somebodys’ butt..!! or it means a drink..!!)
Sir-a-kar (ZORDAR Meaning: Look sir, there is a car going but I can’t see the driver..!!)
Sir-a-mana (ZORDAR Meaning: Sir, I believe or The act of being ashamed)
Zoor-a-mana (ZORDAR Meaning: Belief with a Bang, Strong Belief, Strong Faith or it means a penalty)
Ban-a-na (ZORDAR Meaning: Restriction is not-applicable or it means a fruit)
Dum-a-loo (ZORDAR Meaning: Rushing towards a toilet with a great hush..! or it means an Indian Dish)
Fly-a-mi-rates (ZORDAR Meaning: Official careers of Rats)
Cock-a-tale (ZORDAR Meaning: Tale of a cuckoo or it means a drink)
Mock-a-tale (ZORDAR Meaning: Falsehood, or A lie or a drink)
Lay-a-men(ZORDAR Meaning: Make a person sleep or it means Lehman )
Panch-a-tantra (ZORDAR Meaning: The act of punching the system ..!!)
Car-a-pet (ZORDAR Meaning: The act of offering a lift to somebody’s pet animal..!!)
Pet-a-rol (ZORDAR Meaning: Somebody’s pet animal on a roll..!!)
vi-a-gra (ZORDAR Meaning: Address landmark description intending to say Via the Grass Field)
di-a-gram(ZORDAR Meaning: A person dying out for a piece of Gram out of hunger..!!)
Kil-o-gram((ZORDAR Meaning: A person who must have died after having consumed poisonous Grams)
Sur-a-maa (ZORDAR Meaning: A lady who is expert in music and known as Mother of all the Rhythms)
Pot-a-toe (ZORDAR Meaning: The act of putting a toe in a pot)
Sand-a-wich (ZORDAR Meaning: Statue of a witch made out of sand..!!)
Cap-a-town (ZORDAR Meaning: To con a town. Hindi:Sare Gaon ko Topi Pehnana)
Mir-a-age ((ZORDAR Meaning: An old aged aarab aka mir)
Tent-a-mount (ZORDAR Meaning: To install a tent on a mountain)
Dost-a-na (ZORDAR Meaning: Dosti not-applicable. Hindi: Oh my dear friend, Please come & join me)
Cat-a-rare (ZORDAR Meaning: A rare kind of a cat..!!!)
M-a-tching (ZORDAR Meaning: A chinese name..!!)
Kash-a-mir(ZORDAR Meaning: To do a deal with an Arab in cash..!!)
Happ-a-ning(ZORDAR Meaning: Yet another Chinese name)
Thre-a-tening (ZORDAR Meaning: One more Chinese name..!!)
Camp-a-rison (ZORDAR Meaning: A camp to find out reasons..!!)
Sir-Round (ZORDAR Meaning: Sir, Lets go for a round or a stroll..!!)
Sir-Cums-Tance (ZORDAR Meaning:Dear Sir, Pls come & Stand here..!!)
Choc-a-Late (ZORDAR Meaning: Being late due to chocking of traffic..!!) |
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